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Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24005) - you deserved it (2606)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

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Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)

#2 - On 01/20/2012 at 2:32am by dayzz1

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Maybe they thought you wanted a lap dance.

#8 - On 01/20/2012 at 2:34am by Airman1988

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