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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

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Best name ever OP. At least you learned never to buy clear pins!

#1 - On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm by Gothicbunnyx3

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I like to buy coloured pins :) Then make them into a rainbow

#3 - On 01/15/2012 at 1:15pm by ICATiger

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