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TODAY, I WALKED INTO MA ELDERLY GRANDMOTER'S TRAILER, USED TE BATROOM AND WENT TO WAS MA ANDS. SE AD A SOFT SPOT IN TE FLOOR TAT SE COVERED WIT A BATMAT. I FELL TROUG. RIGT LEG UP TO MA IP IN TE FLOOR, BOOBS STUCK ON TE COUNTER. MY USBAND AND GRANDMOTER STOOD TERE LAUGING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2684)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It was a booby trap!!

#6 - On 12/27/2011 at 4:23pm by waswashere

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Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!

#2 - On 12/27/2011 at 4:20pm by desireev

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