Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"
#3 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:09am by imaginaryvoice
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Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.
#12 - On 12/23/2011 at 10:15am by Epsilonyx
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