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Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8465) - you deserved it (27197)

On 12/17/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Alpha (man) - Estonia

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Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.

#1 - On 12/17/2011 at 7:16pm by ifuckmonsters

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Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...

#4 - On 12/17/2011 at 7:17pm by MSheary1993

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