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Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

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Im American and we can be pretty ignorant sometimes...

#2 - On 12/16/2011 at 9:57am by jsprackman

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Like Americans know their own language :D :D If anything ever was an oxymoron...

#1 - On 12/16/2011 at 9:57am by kareltje

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