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Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (41497)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by samantha246 - United States (New York)

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Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

#3 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:48pm by Some_guy

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on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

#20 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:21pm by WhyMe1_2_3

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