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Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22828) - you deserved it (2798)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Haha that's pretty funny actually.

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 6:15am by Cyanidenhappines

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Oh my god, it's a sign if the Apocalypse, run for your lives!

#2 - On 12/02/2011 at 6:18am by EvilPotato

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