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Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

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My family tried doing that one time. But, I have a car, so when I went to eat a "salad" I ate fried chicken(:

#3 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:05am by amanda_say_whutt

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Well vegetarian food doesn't mean bad. If its well cooked and tasty, no problem there. Its not traditional but if it makes your mom happy, endure it?

P.S. : If there are mangoes, I'm coming.

#5 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:07am by Fruit_Dealer

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