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Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18283) - you deserved it (8379)

On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)

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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

#6 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:04pm by Keyman1212

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Ceilings are bastards

#5 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:03pm by j_cat187

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