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Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11757) - you deserved it (4726)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by JackAttack - United States (North Carolina)

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I'd want that book too!

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:56am by Eir

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You know, some people would kill for a mother who cares that much about their son/daughter like that. She's trying to help you! Get over it.

#9 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:41pm by happygoluckyhh

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