Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML
by LukeyBoy / 11/09/2011 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
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You got hit by a talking vagina?
It's ironic that the vagina acted like a douchebag.
#8 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:08am by perdix
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Run after him with a stick and show em who's boss
#5 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:05am by LifeOnBlast19
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