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Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20065) - you deserved it (3188)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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You got hit by a talking vagina?

It's ironic that the vagina acted like a douchebag.

#8 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:08am by perdix

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Run after him with a stick and show em who's boss

#5 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:05am by LifeOnBlast19

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