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Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Meanwhile the kid ACTUALLY shoplifting quietly walks out the door...

#9 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by so_me

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whaaat how could they do that?! I hope they let you off, because they had no proof that it wasn't already yours...

#4 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:29pm by stephfml

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