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Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

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Ouch. Next time she gets you something, use it with your dad then!

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:14pm by too_much_fun

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Why didn't you just take your mom to the spa? Giving her a gift certificate for two practically begs her to take someone else.

#7 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:22pm by cthulhu1138

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