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Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (3526)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

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Damn cops, always there when you don't need them, never there when you do.

#3 - On 10/31/2011 at 1:04pm by ThreeSheetsGone

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This is when you shout.. Wait honey, aren't you going to pay for those things in your purse???

#8 - On 10/31/2011 at 1:08pm by ciarafox9

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