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Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML


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On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

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hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

#2 - On 10/29/2011 at 1:24pm by yodas0da

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He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

#4 - On 10/29/2011 at 1:25pm by s0m3guy2010

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