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Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML


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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

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Sounds like bonding to me. Too bad it was a crappy movie though. Should've watched Friendship is magic. It's better and for all ages!

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 9:52am by Buttsexpirate

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This sounds like the intro to some much more disturbing "father-daughter bonding." And look! He's brought friends!

#3 - On 10/28/2011 at 9:56am by syki

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