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Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML


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On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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That must've put a damper on your day..
See what I did there?

#5 - On 10/26/2011 at 10:30am by TheNinjaCat

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Are you saying you'd prefer she was seriously hurt?
Edit: someone beat me to it.

#2 - On 10/26/2011 at 10:28am by that1guy1

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