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Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23852) - you deserved it (2610)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin

#3 - On 10/16/2011 at 10:08am by bannamann

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Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!

#1 - On 10/16/2011 at 10:06am by fml8396

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