Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 12:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

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  • You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

    #6 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:23am by emer_helena

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  • So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

    #10 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:34am by Indiana

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