Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
by Nickname / 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.
#5 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:06pm by krysxkatastrophe
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What song were you singing?
#2 - On 10/12/2011 at 6:05pm by TheSnakeDoctor20
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