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Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

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Not an inni or an outi. That's what we call a 2nd vagini.

#3 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:52am by lvlcapblue

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Automatic innie!! Be proud!!

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:50am by flagg1888

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