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Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by nooooooooob - United States (Nevada)

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And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

#12 - On 10/05/2011 at 10:10am by every1luvsboners

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It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

#10 - On 10/05/2011 at 10:07am by Jdeluxh

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