Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML

by lollipopgreen / 10/01/2011 at 8:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • At least you didn't make fun of him badly. It's not like you would know, right?

    "God must love you. He gave you a third ball."

    #4 - On 10/01/2011 at 10:16am by NoNotTheFace

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  • Well...he probably has mouth cancer because of all the dip he's um, chewed? Sucked? Whatever you do with dip.

    #5 - On 10/01/2011 at 10:17am by ThatLooksSticky

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