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Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25415) - you deserved it (4737)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Smart mom; way to put your child's mental disorder to good use!

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:05am by sklorange

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Sounds like you found your calling. My dishwasher is full and just clean now get to work

#5 - On 09/15/2011 at 3:06am by enonymous

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