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Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51905) - you deserved it (4894)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"

#3 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:14pm by jazminbliss

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You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel

#4 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:18pm by Exhumed91

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