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Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML


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On 09/13/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by OopsMonkey - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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So your kid swallows while your wife doesn't?

#1 - On 09/13/2011 at 12:52pm by YaboyVinnie

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What else was he supposed to do with a delicious screw if not eat it?

#2 - On 09/13/2011 at 12:52pm by MaskingTape

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