By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
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Bunnehs 0

YDI for thinking that being drunk makes you cool.

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skyiscool 0

HAHA you dont know how to party

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skyiscool 0

What happens when the timer goes down

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touch_the_sky 7

3 - it's the amount of time you have to edit your post

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Keyman1212 14

Just say you were REALLY drunk, or come clean. Maybe if you tell them the truth, they might hang out with you. Never hurts to try.

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ImmaB3AST 7

Drinking doesn't make you cool. Now textin everybody saying your with some hot ass girl. now that's cool! use your head!

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FMMFL1992 3

just pretend you were too drunk to realize who you were hanging out with

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abbyelizabeth 9

It's the oldest trick in the book to know who the person is with. Idiot, YDI!

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Why do you have to be, or pretend to be drunk, to impress your friends? I guess you should keep them as friends so that you'll all have an AA buddy in ten years.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

You must be the awkward guy/girl of the group! so nobody wants to party with you!

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salvorican 24

I'm usually the awkward one in the group but that doesn't stop my friends from asking if I want to join every once in a while ^.^

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MegumiStarr 13

I can relate to that :D

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K_kanaka 26

Smooth man really smooth. Note: the is sarcasm in the tone of my voice

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Doortje 29

Ooooh, that's what it was! I really couldn't figure that out on my own, thanks!

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wordnerd42 0

I couldn't hear it over the troglodytic lack of any structuring comma. Or whatever a nerd says after pulling an all-nighter.

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ItsTheKing 10

@5 and every other ****** that does this. "Your comment was funny (sarcasm)." I THINK WE KNOW! THERE WAS NOTHING smooth about this situation so I'm pretty sure we could tell. What does that mean? THAT WE ******* KNOW ITS SARCASM. You know it would have been slightly funnier if you didn't point OUT the sarcasm. It would take a complete idiot to not figure that shit out. Now I Great, now i lost my shit.

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RaineLee 5

You gotta get outta the house & socialize :) Loosen up.

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bettyc4 26

Ya it was real awkward when you said you were with me . There was absolutely No way I could have saved your ass buddy. Fyl.

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P374RD3D 9

This is not funny people do this too much

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docscientist 9

Why would you give specifics, especially of names the people you're texting know. You must not think things through.

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WarmPigBelly 4

When people lie they tend to give more details.

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steviesnm 6

Ydi. I see no point in faking a drunk text to someone. I dont think that changes their perspective on your social life, other than maybe thinking you're a drunk loser. Unless you gave them a reason to think otherwise, I'm sure they already assumed you had a life to some extent. Again, ydi. Naming names of people who were "with you" was even worse.

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