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Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36582) - you deserved it (2595)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

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You deserve an apology.

#1 - On 09/06/2011 at 6:13pm by eltapatio16

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Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

#2 - On 09/06/2011 at 6:13pm by SlimShady167

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