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Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML


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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

#2 - On 08/30/2011 at 1:00pm by iAmScrubs

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Ew raisins

#3 - On 08/30/2011 at 1:00pm by lol0wnee

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