Transportation: Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By loverofstrife - 07/10/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 23:01

Today, some guy tried to rob me and I accidentally made him stab himself with his own knife. Now he gets a comfy ride to hospital, while I get to sit across from this grumpy desk sergeant, waiting for a lawyer to explain that I'm actually the victim in this scenario. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 14:01

Today, while at my job as a nurse in the ER, someone came in with a hangnail. They threw a fit that they had to wait because we were managing a heart attack, a man with colon cancer and a kid with appendicitis. FML

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Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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melchibr_fml 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:07

yeah people these.. getting ran over by trains and shit

xADTR182 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:02

Sounds like you were in a sticky situation... I'm going to hell.

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jayzus123 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

People these day...

melchibr_fml 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:07

yeah people these.. getting ran over by trains and shit

blondierat 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

f ur life? f the guy who got hit by a trains life!

sailor1522 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

That sucks!

slicklol 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:01

You ought to get your priorities straight, someone dies hit by a train and you are complaining about an infected elbow? omfg

yeezuschrist420 11

Saturday 14 July 2018 1:15

They didn’t know them so it’s fine

amayalives4music 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:02

Wow. I can't believe it killed a person. That's sad. But anyway. FYL. You didn't know he had an infected elbow. FRIGGN PEOPLE THESE DAYS.. There something else...