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Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21611) - you deserved it (2513)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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