Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • Ydi for lying

    #1 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:44pm by WCARlover

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  • Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI

    #2 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:44pm by glutgyoogle

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