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Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (2287)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.

#1 - On 08/24/2011 at 4:21pm by ilikeemsmall

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Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.

#9 - On 08/24/2011 at 4:24pm by Wazilla

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