Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • "his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?

    #7 - On 08/17/2011 at 5:55am by DoggyDoggWorld

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  • So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.

    #4 - On 08/17/2011 at 5:52am by AliceIsCurious

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