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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73853) - you deserved it (4412)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

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alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid skank left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

#14 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:46pm by hernamewaslola

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honestly, the last time I used a condom it was on a banana.

#26 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:52pm by fruity

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