By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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hernamewaslola 0

alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

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wafflemonger 0

You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.

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Haelous 0

You're paranoid for spying on her trash. She may have cheated on you, but there's more to this.

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Kazze 31

It could have just been laying on top. It's not like it's easy to miss.

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valos 0

i dont think its wrong to suspect , and if you have to go thru the garbage then so be it .... now you know what a piece of shit she is .....she did you a favor

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Hoplaka 0

Maybe she had an open trashcan in her bathroom. I do. :3

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ropeandneck 7

yeah, and maybe she did a favor to someone else.

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greenman_fml 0

take it and next time you see her, throw it at her face. you win

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Speech_fml 0

Ordinarily I'd agree that she's cheating, but what if when you asked, it turned out she let her friend use her place for a quickie with her bf, and that's HIS brand?

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GardeningHoes 0

Because usually people don't just into friends to their home for a "quickie", it's just not something that happens.

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Alexweber929 14

Bull shit, its perty common actually, ive used my freands dorm room more than once when I go up to party with him

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hernamewaslola 0

alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

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muchosucko 0

shes prolly cheating. whoever says she isn't is being stupidly optimistic, or actually is his girlfriend.

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wafflemonger 0

You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.

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phatrei 5

you do realize sex toys that cum do exist right.

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lemonkid44 0

So confront her! Don't tell us about it. Stand up for yourself. Be strong, bro

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squeaky_fml 0

honestly, the last time I used a condom it was on a banana.

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