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Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (5258)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

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NEWSFLASH: buying/ giving a girl a drink doesn't entitle you to access to her vagina. if this is the way you think then YDI. stupid desperate douches like you who only think with their dicks, are the reason that some girls never have to pay their own way.

#18 - On 03/19/2011 at 6:29am by resplendencerino

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Don't buy girls drinks.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 2:22pm by Joey T

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