Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

by Goaway / 08/14/2011 at 7:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • That was an awesome comeback.

    #2 - On 08/14/2011 at 12:56pm by angrydinosaur

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  • Next time open the door completely naked holding a pickle in your hand in one hand, while combing your pubes with the other. They'll never bother you again.

    #8 - On 08/14/2011 at 12:59pm by saIty

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