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Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52491) - you deserved it (5213)

On 05/08/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by Wally (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept

#3 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:11pm by SnIpEr

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Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...

#4 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:11pm by TheZephyrSon

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