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Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (3646)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

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At least you have good cooking skills

#1 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:55am by Spade606

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Cookie monster escaped again?

#4 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:56am by Jourjour

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