Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

by Bucks9 / 05/07/2009 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

    #7 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:51am by zbots

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  • Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

    #5 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:45am by fantome

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