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Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37275) - you deserved it (13328)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

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Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition

#3 - On 07/21/2011 at 12:56pm by kellanlvr

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well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)

#8 - On 07/21/2011 at 12:59pm by moop256

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