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Man or woman?

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JuniorDetective (man) - United States (Florida)

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So you nearly killed a woman trying to save her?

...Good job.

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:03pm by shmaller

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Damn, that sucks. That's what you get for trying to be helpful.

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:01pm by Kalofinator

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