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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33705) - you deserved it (5339)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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congratulations ur goin to marry abird

#6 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:09am by davemojo

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She was just slap happy!

#4 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:08am by lovelydarlings

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