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Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha, he's so wrong.

#1 - On 03/01/2009 at 5:44pm by jessssxo

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he must not know it's a turn on when girls coordinate their brace elastics with the nearest holiday. haha yyeah. sorry about those little metal guys, you'll be a babe when they come off i'm sure.

#10 - On 03/01/2009 at 6:35pm by vonstrangle

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