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Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damaged passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52417) - you deserved it (1694)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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did you, or did you not, slap her in the face?

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:06am by 1Tsk

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Stupid woman. Can you get her to explain that it's her fault and waive the waiting period?

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:07am by plethora

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