Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

by twoheadedboy / 05/06/2009 at 4:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

    #9 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:38pm by Kamazar

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  • "raging fire party"!!!!
    i... i think i love you.

    #10 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:41pm by mf

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