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Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11689) - you deserved it (45690)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

#2 - On 07/02/2011 at 5:25pm by mruizk9

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Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

#6 - On 07/02/2011 at 5:27pm by Klug

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