Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

by Elis / 03/01/2009 at 3:49am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • teach that woman some english before she gets you panties from victoria's secret

    #1 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:12am by lala

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  • just teach her that thats not what it says, duh. i mean yeah english is hard to learn but still, welcome to america i guess.

    #3 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:15am by anna

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