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Man or woman?

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30504) - you deserved it (8869)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

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come see this hairy vagina...no.. what kind of husband are you?

#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:47am by YourDone6

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maybe he was hiding your gift in there. so inconsiderate of you.

#8 - On 06/16/2011 at 2:56am by ahhhFYL

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