Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

by qwerty / 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.

    #13 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:13pm by pinkygirl

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  • There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons.

    Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?

    #38 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:25pm by waywardson

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